I was just thinking this morning, "You know. There is a bit of commonality between these figures."
Always Observing.
God: "God is watching us...from a distance"
Santa: "He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake."
The Boogeyman: "Whenever I close my eyes...
I can feel his hot breathe on my face."
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The Swift Hand of Justice.
God: "AIDS"
Santa: "Coal in the stocking or no gifts on christmas"
The Boogeyman: "If you lie to your parents...
He will come for you in the still of night."
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Networking!
God: "Appointed angels and saints to various tasks."
Santa: "A staff of elves, snowmen, reindeer, and lil helpers"
The Boogeyman: "The goblins that sleep in your underwear drawer,
The monster that hides in your closet
The mischievous minions that place glass in your pillow."
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Behold..THE POWER!
God: "Was able to create man..."
Santa: "Is able to deliver present to every (good) child
Throughout the world in one night. Though having the
Good judgment not to enter war torn countries."
The Boogeyman: "Convinced your parents that he does not exits...
They are WRONG!"
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Location, Location, Location
God: "Heaven"
Santa: "The North Pole"
The Boogeyman: "Under your bed but he also has a timeshare
with the monster that lives in your closet
and the worms that burrow in your belly."
Friday, December 5, 2008
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"I've got AIDS."
"Hmm. Those are lovely shoes."
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