GOD / SANTA / THE BOOGEYMAN.

I was just thinking this morning, "You know. There is a bit of commonality between these figures."


Always Observing.

God: "God is watching us...from a distance"

Santa: "He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake."

The Boogeyman: "Whenever I close my eyes...
I can feel his hot breathe on my face."

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The Swift Hand of Justice.

God: "AIDS"

Santa: "Coal in the stocking or no gifts on christmas"

The Boogeyman: "If you lie to your parents...
He will come for you in the still of night."

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Networking!

God: "Appointed angels and saints to various tasks."

Santa: "A staff of elves, snowmen, reindeer, and lil helpers"

The Boogeyman: "The goblins that sleep in your underwear drawer,
The monster that hides in your closet
The mischievous minions that place glass in your pillow."

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Behold..THE POWER!

God: "Was able to create man..."

Santa: "Is able to deliver present to every (good) child
Throughout the world in one night. Though having the
Good judgment not to enter war torn countries."

The Boogeyman: "Convinced your parents that he does not exits...
They are WRONG!"

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Location, Location, Location

God: "Heaven"

Santa: "The North Pole"

The Boogeyman: "Under your bed but he also has a timeshare
with the monster that lives in your closet
and the worms that burrow in your belly."