No Martha, It's not a, "Good Thing"

Lucifer Martha Stewart makes money, lots and lots of money. The most amazing part about this situation is that she makes almost all of it doing absolutely nothing. Example you ask? Well, upon channel surfing I came upon 'Martha Stewart Living' and this was at the very end. If you didn't know Martha Stewart ends each segmant with a 'Good Thing'. Since the days show was about preparing food and making pasta dishes she decides to dish out her own brand of Zen wisdom... She teaches the audience how to boil pasta.

Now...Im no mental athelete by any means but, I know how to boil pasta; could it be that many house wives and people sitting at home right now don't know how to properly boil pasta? WHY?! Why is everything dumbed down for dumb people? I am MOST astonished by Martha getting away with that shit, AND to top it all off the bitch was talking like she was on qualudes! I thought she was going to pass out or something. Could it be that Martha picked up a nasty heroin addiction while in prison? I always pictured her as a Jail Bait version of Maria from 'The Sound of Music' challenging those young minds to sing and plant flowers instead of stabbing people and funneling drugs into the correctional facility. But no.

In closing, with all my heart and soul I sincerely hope that someone cancels that show, she shouldn't be able to make more money off of criminal acts, and making money for doing nothing is DEFINATELY criminal. So come on, FIRE MARTHA, its a good thing.